Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Sausage Tube

Millie is a woman now.  She's about halfway through her very first heat cycle.  Because she is a show dog and I co-own her with Carra, she will stay intact.  Should we give up on her show career for some unforseen reason, she'll be spayed like my other gals.  But for now I have to deal with her messy, icky doggie periods.

I've never had a pup with a first cycle.  I got Ms. Tuesday at 14 months, so she had already had a few cycles.  Map was spayed before she ever had one.  So I was quite oblivious to the fact that the first cycle is a bit traumatic for all involved.

Millie is moody.  I mean seriously moody.  She'll bark at seemingly nothing for half an hour.  She'll pace bark on the patio.  She snaps at Map just for looking at her.  After a few weeks, it's getting rather tedious.  

The gross part is her cha cha is ridiculously swollen.  I affectionately refer to it as her Sausage Tube.  She walks like she's saddle sore, she's so swelled up back there.  I'd post a picture of her from behind, but it might be flagged as doggy porn!

All I know is I wish either someone would invent doggy Midol or this heat cycle would end!


Being on my period makes me tired and crabby!

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